My "troubled" beginning...

My parents were teenagers - too embarrassed to stare down the beady eyed clerk in the pharmacy to purchase a package of condoms.

So they improvised.... with a red balloon.

Yes, I am a result of a slipped red balloon - its true, I'm serious!

& it only gets better from there!

Just what type of karma does one have when your the result of a slipped red balloon ?

Watch and learn from my life.......